Harry

There was a man called Harry, and he would walk down the street, and go into the fish and chip shop where he would buy his supper, and say to the lady behind the counter, How are you? When he got home his cat would miaow at him, and he would sit down in front of the telly and watch something like Family Fortunes for instance. One evening a man came round - called Reginald - and he stole his soul. He came in and sucked his soul right out of his mouth, but little Harry didn’t even notice.